This was posted to Reddit with 100% seriousness.
Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him
What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket
$20 can get you many peanuts
Money can be exchanged for goods and services
Just your daily reminders:
- Racists are a problem
- White people are not
- Homophobes are a problem
- Straight people are not
- Transphobes are a problem
- Cis people are not
- Sexists are a problem
- Men are not
And most importantly,
- Hating an innocent person solely because of their race, sexuality, or gender makes you a fucking asshole
Just some actual daily reminders:
- All white people do racist things without being aware they are
- All straight people do homophobic things without being aware that they are.
- All Cis people do transphobic things without being aware that they are.
- All men do sexist things without being aware that they are.
- Saying things like ‘some men’, ‘some cis people’ absolves the blame of individuals and only seeks to comfort those with privilege and power.
- When a post says ‘some X’, the X will always assume that they are not because THEY ARE NOT AWARE.
And most importantly,
- It’s called metonymy, when anyone who is oppressed makes an exasperated statement like ‘i hate straight people’, they are substituting straight people for the concept of a system and a culture that teaches, incentives, and legitimizes homophobic acts and normalizes homophobic acts so that straight people constantly do honophobic things without realizing it and that’s really fucking annoying.
And just as important,
- The concept of sjws dehumanizes marginalized people and categorizes them as an ‘angry and emotional’ stereotype and only adds to the oppression of marginalized people under the guise of being ‘fair’, while the only thing you are doing is cushioning privileged people from their own ignorance and privilege.
in pokemon you can battle a cop
you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie
Protesters are angry about these strange negotiations to release protesters. What kind of practice is this?
it’s cool the u.s. military just made up a bunch of fake threats of terrorism to justify starting another war. and yet the real terrorists are roaming at night kidnapping people
designing spaceships to look like swords is not just the aesthetic, its the purpose. im gonna cut every other ship in half.
i have an incredibly hard time believing the fact that the phrase “i will face god and walk backwards into hell” was created by dril and not taken from some 16th century literary epic
bow down to a mothafuckin QUEEN when you see one
And Iggy got what? 2 singles that aint never been #1 but is somehow the “queen” of rap. FUCK OUTTA HERE.
i think this was done a million times before orz
this is the Samus Aran the world really needs
#metroid would be better off if they just established Samus as a 40 year old woman
#zero suit has outstayed its welcome
As sad as it is to say, here is the final release for Homestrife. Comes in both Windows and Linux flavors.
We had a great run, but alas it has to end. We obviously didn’t achieve everything we wanted in the time we had(due to us being super slow…), but we learned a whole lot in the…
these looks are so rulers of the galaxy kanye looks like he has a scepter in the 4th pic